U shouldnt date white men cause they wanna do goofy romantic shit all the time.
The be like “honey lets drive out to the country and pick peaches”
My nigga Whole Foods around the corner fuck u mean?
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
Invisible man turned out to be really awesome. Plus he’s short like me. And he likes big fluffy sweaters. And cold weather. And dogs. He’s awkward like me.We have a lot in common and I like that a lot. It feels like he’s my imaginary friend that I’ve always imagined and it’s only been 5 days.
when my parents complain about me